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HALLOWEEN H2O

John: Mom, I am not responsible for you! That's it, I've had enough. I can't take it anymore mom. He's dead. Michael Myers is dead.
John: Oh come on man. OK how About this. You accidentally press the gate and when you have your back turn we sneak out.
John: Because today is the day. I can feel it. Today is the day you are going to realize that I am seventeen years old and your overprotection and paranoia is inhibiting my growing process.
John: If you want to stay handcuffed to your dead brother, that's fine. But your not dragging me along. Not anymore.
John: It just occurred to me today that I've never celebrated Halloween before.
Molly: And why's that?
John: Oh, we've got a psychotic serial killer in the family who loves to butcher people on Halloween, and I just thought it in bad taste to celebrate.
John: I can't believe we're doing this.
Charlie: Desperate measures.
John: It's illegal.
Charlie: It's harmless and expected.

THE FACULTY

Zeke: What are we going to do?
Stan: I could call my dad, he'd know what to do.
Casey: If he's really your dad.
Zeke: This where I get my equipment.
Marybeth: You borrow it from science labs?
Zeke: I like to think of it as stealing actually.
Zeke: Answer me something, Marybeth. Why are you naked?
Marybeth: Oh. Does it bother you, Zeke, my body? I'm getting' kinda used to it myself.
Zeke: Not today, Miss Burke. It's too damn hot and I got zero fucking tolerance.
Miss Burke: Eat me, you asshole! I'm the one with no tolerance, you pathetic little runt.
Zeke: What are you going to do? Are you going to call my mother?
Miss Burke: And how am I going to do that, little Zekey boy? Do you even know where she is? Europe, Sri Lanka, Japan? I wonder what remote location she went to this week... to hide from her great, big bastard mistake. I've taken your shit for TOO FUCKING LONG! You diskless, drug-induced excuse for a human being.
Zeke: Whoa, woman. What are you on?
Miss Burke: Woman"? Did you just say "woman"?! I'm sick of you, little boy. And if I have to see you peddling your little "Wonder Dust" again, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass, you'll be sucking my toes 'till graduation.
Zeke: She got some bad shit!
Zeke: Is she always this much fun?
Stan: Sometimes she can be a real bitch.
Zeke: Stan, take it.
Stan: No way, you're takin' it!
Casey: [Laughing and obviously high] You're takin' it!
[Stan picks up gun and points it at Casey]
Stan: What the hell is wrong with him!?
Zeke: He's tweaking you asshole! Let him fucking tweak!
Casey: Tweak! Tweak!
Zeke: Hello Miss Burke
Miss Burke: Hello sweety pie, What are you looking for?
Zeke: AH, Nothing important. So maybe you changed your mind about the chocolate laxatives?
Miss Burke: Actually I had my heart set on something cherry flavoured, if you know what I mean.
Zeke: Sorry I'm all outta those but i have something else for you.
Miss Burke: Yes
Zeke: OH yeah.
Miss Burke: Something tasty?
Zeke: (softly) Let me hook you up.
Zeke: Crusoe was afraid he'd be stuck on the island with nothing but calluses.
Miss Burke: That's not correct Zeke. Isolation was his greatest fear.
Zeke: Yes, but his external existence was in no way compared to his internal agony of the loneliness he felt.
Miss Burke: That's very good.
Zeke: Like I said, calluses.
Marybeth: This is your big secret? Caffeine pills?
Zeke: (puts a rag on top of packages) You never saw that.
Zeke: If anyone finds us in here, pretend we're making out. The punishment is less severe.

VIRGIN SUICIDES

Old Trip Fontaine: She was the still point of the turning world, man. I never got over that girl, never...
Trip Fontaine: I'm going to ask you out.
Lux Lisbon: Fat chance.
Trip Fontaine: First, I'm gonna come over to your house on Sunday and watch the tube, then I'm going to ask you out... You're a stone fox.
Trip Fontaine: Peach schnapps babes love it.
Old Trip Fontaine: I walked home alone that night. I didn't care how she got home, it was weird. I mean, I liked her, I liked her A LOT...but out there on the field, it was just different then. That was the last time I saw her. I mean, most people don't taste that kind of love- at least I tasted it once, right?

HERE ON EARTH

Kelly: What freaks you out more? Getting bailed out by your girlfriend or knowing she was adding me to her fantasy file?
Pete: What'd he say?
Jasper: I think he just said 'come kick my ass'.
Jasper: Do you know how much it kills me everytime I see her look at you. Everytime I hear her say your name for christ's sake? No matter how much it tears me up inside to see you with her the one thing I want right now is for you to get over your shit so that you can be with her. Becasue she needs you right now. Bit weather you want to admit it or not you need her too.
Keley: You do not know what I need. You don't know anything about me. I know a lot more now don't I?
Jasper: Well O know a lot more now don't I?
Jasper: No. Nobody knows you like I do. Alright? Nobody sees you like I do. We belong together. We... I love you. I love you, Sam.
Jasper: You know what I'm really doin' up there, Richie?
Kelley: What's that?
Jasper: Your mother.
Jasper: Hangin in there?
Sam: Hangin would definetly describe it
Jasper: I am Sorry
Sam: Why would you be Sorry?
Jasper: I haven't been a lot of a friend. Sam: You have been my best friend
Jasper: I really do love you

BLOW DRY

Brian Allen: Tony can anyone enter?
Tony: No professionals only!
Brian Allen: I am a professional!
Brian Allen: Mum! Dad's cutting!
Brian Allen: Bit spooky that.
Brian Allen: You have changed a bit!
Christina Robertson: I have missed you
Brian Allen: You were only six years old?
Christina Robertson: I still missed you.
Brian Allen: Me to, me to.
Brian Allen: Chris it was just a kiss!

PEARL HARBOR

Danny: I think World War II just started!
Danny: My Heart Is Pounding
Danny: You're a rotten drunk... always have been.
Rafe: Well, you're a lousy friend... that's a new development.
Rafe: Danny, you can't die. You can't die. You know why? Cause you're gonna be a father. You're gonna be a daddy. I wasn't supposed to tell you. You're gonna be a father.
Danny: No, you are.
Rafe: Dolittle assigned me. He wanted me to get some... some real combat training.
Danny: Well guess what? It isn't training over there, it's war. Where losers die and there aren't any winners, just guys who turn into broken-down wrecks like my father. Now if trouble awaits me, I'm ready. But why go looking for it?
Danny: Y'all pilots?
Gooz: Uh, we're working on it. There's a lot of switches and stuff. Pride of the Pacific.
Earl: Who are you?
Danny: Terrors of the Skies.
Young Rafe: Land of the free.
Young Danny: Home of the brave.
Danny: How can I not feel this way? I kinda' like it.
Evelyn: Oh, you do.
Danny: You know, the only thing that scares me is that you might love him more than you love me.
Evelyn: I love YOU, DannY.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: I heard what you did.
Rafe: We can explain that, sir.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: Explain what?
Danny: Whatever it is you heard about us, sir.
Lt. Col. Jimmy Doolittle: You mean the hoola shirts you were flying in... or the seven planes you shot down.
Danny: To Rafe McCawely the best pilot & the best friend I ever knew..... Or ever will know. TO RAFE !

BLACK HAWK DOWN

(Cpl. Smith is dying) Smith: I'm sorry.
Eversmann: For what? You saved Twombly, you did it prefect.
Smith: You okay Twombs?
Twombly: Yeah, I'm okay, Jamie.
Eversmann: See, you did what you were trained to do. You should be proud of that, be proud of that.
Smith: Ev?
Eversmann: Yeah.
Smith: Do me a favour, okay? Tell my parents that I fought well today. And tell them that I... that I fought hard.
Eversmann: You're gonna tell them yourself okay, Jamie?
Smith: Are... are the humvees here?
Eversmann: They're coming, Jamie. They're coming. You just gotta hold on for a little longer. Can you do that?
Smith: I can, I can. It's nothing. It's nothing.
Eversmann: Remember, we're Rangers not some sorry-ass JROTC. We're Elite. Let's act like it out there. Hoo-ah?
Rangers: Hoo-ah!
Eversmann: Look, these people, they have no jobs, no food, no education, no future. I just figure that we have two things we can do. Help, or we can sit back and watch a country destroy itself on CNN.
Garrison: Good luck boys. Be careful. Remember nobody gets left behind.
Grimes: What's wrong?
Eversmann: Nothing. It's just that he's never done that before.
Eversmann: You okay?
Todd Blackburn: Excited. In a good way. I've been training my whole life for this.
Eversmann: You ever shot at anybody before?
Todd Blackburn: No Sergeant.
Eversmann: Me neither.
Eversmann: What the fuck, Smith?
Smith: Well?
Eversmann: "Well" what?
Smith: We going out?
Eversmann: Why should I tell you?
Smith: Because I'm me!
Nelson: How come I gotta stay back here?
Eversmann: Because you're dependable.
Nelson: I hate being dependable, man.
Eversmann: You brought your gun?
Todd Blackburn: Yes sir! Want me to shoot? I'm rested.
Eversmann: When'd you get in?
Todd Blackburn: Just now, sir.

40 DAYS &40 NIGHTS

Matt: No sex. Whatsoever for 40 straight days. No touching. No kissing. No foreplay. No fooling around. No self-gratification. No nothing.
Matt: Have you ever noticed a crack in my ceiling?
Ryan: Dude, you're action packed with issues!
Matt: This does not affect you.
Ryan: Jesus this affects everybody.
Matt: Wait, wait! Don't go to sleep yet. We got to talk about something. Stickers! Do you like stickers?
Erica: If I told you, "Don't think about the colour red", what would you think about?
Matt: Sex.
Erica: your such a bad liar
Matt: yeah I get that a lot
Matt: You stupid, stupid...silly little person!
Ryan: "you really think your over nicole?"
Matt: "FUCK" yeah, bitch"

HOLLYWOOD HOMICIDE

K.C.: I know you're gonna say it's none of my business, but when's the last time you got laid?
Joe Gavilan: None of your business.
Little Kid: Are we going to die?
K.C.: No. Well yes. Well you will eventually, but not now. but it's a good thing! Ya can come back as something better.
KC: How'd you find me?
Joe Gavilan: I'm Psychic...
KC: Really?
Joe Gavilan: No, I'm a detective for Pete's Sake!
KC: [at a crime scene whilst holding his notepad] Well, what do you think?
Joe Gavilan: [serious]: Write this down.......cheeseburger, well done...ketchup, pickle, nothing else.
KC: I don't think I wanna be a cop anymore.
Joe Gavilan: What do you wanna be?
KC: I wanna be an actor.
Joe Gavilan: You're gay. I can deal with that. Why do you want to be an actor?
KC: It's my bliss! I have to follow my bliss!
KC: Okay, maybe it was about the sex...BUT IT'S NOT LIKE THAT ANYMORE!!

WICKER PARK

Matthew : I know it has only been a cople of months but i want to make my live with you.
Lisa: meet me tomorrow in Wicker Parc.
Luke: So who is she?
Matthew: I know that she's a dancer; but her face is like . . . her eyes are so . . . and her skin is . . . She just makes me all.
Luke: She makes you more inarticulate than usual. You are obsessed.
Lisa: Do you normaly spy on people? Are you really gonna tell me you are a huge fan of modern dance
Matthew: Look here... . I've never done anything like that before, honestly. Could you let me take you out for a cup of coffee and explain.
Lisa: I don't think so.
Matthew: I'll stay on my side of the table. I promise.
Mathew: Things don't have to be extraordinary to be beautiful, the ordinary can be just as beautiful.
Lisa: Take my picture. I'm feeling beautiful tonight.
Matthew: What would you do?
Luke: I'd keep both of them and hope they don't find out about each other.
Matthew: [ laughs ] Asshole!
Matthew: Have you seen Lisa? I have to find out why she left.
Luke: She got scared. Everyone gets scared.
Matthew: "No, n-o-t Lisa. She wouldn't have left without an explanation . . . some sort of letter or a call or
something. She's n-o-t like that. Something must have happened."
Matthew: What do you think, Alex? You know the whole story.
Alex: Who is to say this woman hasn't been in love with you for a really long time? Now that she found you again, she wasn't about to let you go twice. Maybe the first time she saw you she felt the same way you did the first time you saw Lisa. You remember that.
Matthew: When you see something from afar, you develop a fantasy. But when you see it up close, 9 times out of 10, you wish you hadn't.
Alex: You see me for what I am.
Matthew: Yes I do.
Matthew: I just wanted you to know.
Rebecca: Know what? Know what Matthew? That I'm not the girl who can break your heart?

SIN CITY

The Salesman: She shivers in the wind like the last leaf on a dying tree. I let her hear my footsteps. She only goes stiff for a moment.
The Salesman: Care for a smoke?
The Customer: Sure. I'll take one. Are you as bored by that crowd as I am?
The Salesman: I didn't come here for the party I came here for you I've watched you for days You're everything a man could ever want It's just not your face Your... figure. Or your voice, It's your eyes. All the things I see in your eyes
The Customer: What is it you see in my eyes?
Salesman: I see a crazy calm. You're sick of running. You're ready to face what you have to face. But you don't want to face it alone
The Customer: No I don't want to face it alone
The Salesman: The wind rises electric. She's soft and warm and almost weightless. Her perfume is sweet promise that brings tears to my eyes. I tell her that everything will be all right; that I'll save her from whatever she's scared and take her far far away. I tell her that I love her. The silencer makes a whisper of the gunshot. I hold her close until she's gone. I'll never know what she was running from. I'll cash her check in the morning.
The Salesman: Care for a smoke?
The Salesman: Turn the right corner in Sin City, and you can find anything...
The Salesman: Becky, care for a smoke?
Becky: [ on cell phone ] I love you too, mom.
The Salesman : Anything.

MOZART AND THE WHALE

Donald: By the time I was 2 years old my parents basically got the drill, I wasn't exactly what they were looking for in a child.
Donald: Isabel, there's something I need to talk to you about that's important.
Isabel: Are you free for lunch tomorrow?
Donald: Yes
Isabel: Good...
Donald: So then it's all about selfasteam...
Isabel: You can kiss my selfasteam butt, Donald Duck.
Isabel: Sex is terrific. It's the most fun you can have with your clothes off.
Donald: I'm sure you've been with more attractive men
Isabel: Attraction is a whole package. Now... I've never been with anyone like you.
Donald: You know how in the jugle, they that some elephants have longer trunks and some of them have shorter ones? Yeah...
Donald: What d'you do? Where's my stuff?!
Isabelle: I thought you'd like it.
Donald: You had no right to do this! You stole my life.
Donald: Dr Mozart, I presume.
Isabelle: Nice whale costume. So this is who you really are. This is so hot!
Donald: It turns out you can't control people or even predict them. But numbers are different. As I use to say, you can count on them.
Donald: It's nice to obsess on something beautiful, for a change.
Donald: You know, I don't have to do numbers all the time. I can control myself.
Isabel: Don't stop. Don't ever stop. I love it.
Donald: That's good, because I can't.
Isabel: Let's have a look around the house, guys.
Donald: I save things because you never know. You know?
Isabel: You said your mom died. You did bury her?
Donald: Yeah.
Isabel: Just checking.
Donald: She said a lot of beautiful things. The fact that she didn't mean it only makes it nicer.
Angry driver: Trying to get yourself killed?
Donald: Maybe later.
Donald: I'm doing all the numbers in the parking lot. It helps calming me down.
Homeless man: Did you lose your job?
Donald: No, my woman. And my shower curtain.
Wallace: For one thing, I understand you're a mathematical genius.
Donald: Who said that?
Wallace: Dr. Jeffries recommended that I called Isabelle Sorensen. I hope that was all right.
Donald: It's her fault that I'm here in the first place.
Wallace: And after everything she told me and checking on your excellent record in college I'm wondering why you choose to drive a taxi for a living.
Donald: At my interview with IBM after I graduated college they asked me what my plans were and I said: "Probably go to McDonald's for a 12-piece McNugget and 2 cheeseburgers and then do my laundry".
Wallace: Did they laugh at least?
Donald: They smiled and they said they'd call me. They didn't.
Therapist: Donald, she needs someone to listen to her.
Donald: I'll go home and I'll listen. I'm an excellent listener. I'll improve. No, I won't.

LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN

Slevin: I'm just a guy who is in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Slevin: I'm just a guy who's dinner's getting cold
Man: The boss wants to see you
Slevin: Who?
Man: The Boss
Slevin: Who's the Boss?
Man: The guy we work for.
Slevin: I'm not the guy your'e looking for, I dont live here.
Man two: Yeah well, you like the guy who live here.
Slevin: Well you don't know what the guy that lives here looks like.
Man one: What he means to say is, you look like the guy who lives here man.
Man two: yeah... that is what I ment to say.
Slevin: I'm not Nick Fischer.
Girlfriend: It was an acident...
Slevin: What? Like you tripped and he fell?
The Boss: I'm the boss
Slevin: I thought he was the boss
The Boss: Why, do we look alike?
Slevin: They picked up the wrong guy
The Boss: The wrong guy for what?
Slevin: Whatever it is, you want to see me about.
The Boss: Do you know what is, what I want to see you about?
Slevin: No
The Boss: Then how do you know, I have the wrong guy? Maybe I want to give you a $96.000 dollars. In that case, do I still have the wrong guy?
Slevin: Do you want to give me $96.000 dollars?
The Boss: No. Do you want to give ME $96.000 dollars?
Slevin: No. should I?
The Boss: I don't know, should you?
Slevin: How did you find us?
Goodcat: I'm a world class assassin f**khead

THE BLACK DAHLIA

Kay Lake: [to Bucky] She looks like that dead girl! How sick are you?
Ofcr. Dwight "Bucky" Bleichert: Nothing stays buried forever. Nothing.
Ofcr. Dwight "Bucky" Bleichert: Kay was always there. Always in the middle, but never between us.
Ofcr. Dwight "Bucky" Bleichert: You stupid slut!
Madeleine Linscott: Stay, Sugar, stay!
Ofcr. Dwight "Bucky" Bleichert: Slumming, Miss Linscott?
Madeleine Linscott: I am, now.
Ofcr. Dwight "Bucky" Bleichert: I don't get modern art.
Madeleine Linscott: I doubt modern art gets you, either.
Ofcr. Dwight "Bucky" Bleichert: [holding his pistol at a corporal's head] Adios yourself back to the halls of Tripoli, shitbird, I've got business with the lady.